I've highlighted Overheard Lines before - such an elegant site and always something to make you giggle. Here are my picks for today - hope they make you laugh too:
24-year Old, In response To Her High Score On An IQ Test:
"This will show those people who think I'm more stupider than I really am!"
One Wins Every Single Election That Their Country Holds; The Other's a Democrat
Girl states she doesn't think "just anyone" should be able to vote in presidential elections.
Guy: "What, you're not a Communist, are you?"
Girl: "I don't really know the difference between Communists and Democrats."
High School Student at Lowell High School
"She's a two faced bitch, but not in a bad way."
Do You Have Enough For Everyone?
Girl to Guy: "If you do that, you won't get a treat. And you know what I mean by treat."
Brilliant! Happy Friday everyone!