Customer: "I'm looking for an inspirational book similar to 'Chicken Soup for the Soul'."Fantastic!
Salesperson: "Well, those 'Chicken Soup' books are really popular. You sure you don't want to look at those?"
Customer: "No thank you, I'm buying for my friend and she's a vegetarian"
What about this one:
Woman 1: "I'm not a dilletante; I'm serendipitous. ...I should embroider that on a pillow."So elegant,so funny. Makes me wish I lived in a city. Living in the country is all very well but the deer are not that witty.
Woman 2: "Yeah, but you'd only get about halfway done."
Oh, here's the Overheard Lines address by the way - that would help wouldn't it?! Anyway, enjoy!